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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 137810" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Honey-Woney</p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">.. </span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">A man comes home after a hard day's work, and is looking forward to relaxing. He pours himself a glass of wine, eats a delicious home-cooked meal prepared by his wife, and goes up to his bedroom, where he and his wife have separate beds. His wife follows him up a few minutes later.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Honey-woney," the man says, "I just want to thank you for fixing me such a delicious meal. I am blessed to have such a wife as you." He then turns out the light and tries to sleep. After several minutes he finds he can't nod off.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Sweety pie," he calls out, "I'm lonely." His wife gets out of bed and makes her way accross the room, but she slips and bangs her nose. "Did my little bunny fall and hurt her nosey-wosey?" the man asks, as his wife climbs in bed with him.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">There follows a 3 hour session of sex. When the couple have finished, the wife heads back over to her own bed, and as she goes she slips up a second time. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Clumsy Bitch," the man mutters.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 137810, member: 1246"] Honey-Woney [B][SIZE=2].. [/SIZE][/B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]A man comes home after a hard day's work, and is looking forward to relaxing. He pours himself a glass of wine, eats a delicious home-cooked meal prepared by his wife, and goes up to his bedroom, where he and his wife have separate beds. His wife follows him up a few minutes later.[/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]"Honey-woney," the man says, "I just want to thank you for fixing me such a delicious meal. I am blessed to have such a wife as you." He then turns out the light and tries to sleep. After several minutes he finds he can't nod off.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]"Sweety pie," he calls out, "I'm lonely." His wife gets out of bed and makes her way accross the room, but she slips and bangs her nose. "Did my little bunny fall and hurt her nosey-wosey?" the man asks, as his wife climbs in bed with him.[/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]There follows a 3 hour session of sex. When the couple have finished, the wife heads back over to her own bed, and as she goes she slips up a second time. [/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]"Clumsy Bitch," the man mutters.[/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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