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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 138147" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Turkey-lines</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? ...Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration? ...The Butter Ball</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">How does a Turkey drink her wine? ...In a gobble-let</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">How many turkeys does it take to change a lightbulb? ...Just one but it takes 5 hours</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Did you hear about the X-rated turkey? ...It's served with very little dressing.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda? ...A turkey sand-witch</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? ...Plymouth Rock!</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? ...The outside!</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Why do turkeys eat so little? ...Because they are always stuffed!</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade? ... He played his drumsticks! </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 138147, member: 1246"] Turkey-lines [FONT=Times New Roman]What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? ...Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration? ...The Butter Ball[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]How does a Turkey drink her wine? ...In a gobble-let[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]How many turkeys does it take to change a lightbulb? ...Just one but it takes 5 hours[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Did you hear about the X-rated turkey? ...It's served with very little dressing.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda? ...A turkey sand-witch[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? ...Plymouth Rock![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? ...The outside![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Why do turkeys eat so little? ...Because they are always stuffed![/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade? ... He played his drumsticks! [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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