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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 138405" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Things You Can Say at Thanksgiving and Not Get Slapped<span style="font-size: 15px">.........</span></p><p> </p><p>"Whew, that's one terrific spread!" </p><p></p><p>"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." </p><p></p><p>"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." </p><p></p><p>"Talk about a huge breast!" </p><p></p><p>"It's Cool Whip time!" </p><p></p><p>"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" </p><p></p><p>"Are you ready for seconds yet?" </p><p></p><p>"Are you going to come again next time?" </p><p></p><p>"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" </p><p></p><p>"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" </p><p></p><p>"Don't play with your meat." </p><p></p><p>"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." </p><p></p><p>"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"</p><p></p><p>"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" </p><p></p><p>"You still have a little bit on your chin." </p><p></p><p>"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." </p><p></p><p>"How long will it take after you stick it in?" </p><p></p><p>"You'll know it's ready when it pops up." </p><p></p><p>"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" </p><p></p><p>"How many are coming?" </p><p></p><p>"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" </p><p></p><p>"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest." </p><p></p><p>"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 138405, member: 1246"] Things You Can Say at Thanksgiving and Not Get Slapped[SIZE=4].........[/SIZE] "Whew, that's one terrific spread!" "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." "Talk about a huge breast!" "It's Cool Whip time!" "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" "Are you ready for seconds yet?" "Are you going to come again next time?" "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" "Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "You still have a little bit on your chin." "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" "How many are coming?" "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest." "How long do I beat it before it's ready?" [/QUOTE]
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