Home
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1393526" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Stop!</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Why shouldn't I?" he said.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Like what?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Well...are you religious or atheist?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Religious."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Christian."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Protestant."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Baptist."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Baptist Church of God."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Reformed Baptist Church of God."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1393526, member: 1246"] [B]Stop![/B] [B]I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"[/B] [B]"Why shouldn't I?" he said.[/B] [B]I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"[/B] [B]"Like what?"[/B] [B]"Well...are you religious or atheist?"[/B] [B]"Religious."[/B] [B]"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"[/B] [B]"Christian."[/B] [B]"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"[/B] [B]"Protestant."[/B] [B]"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"[/B] [B]"Baptist."[/B] [B]"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"[/B] [B]"Baptist Church of God."[/B] [B]"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"[/B] [B]"Reformed Baptist Church of God."[/B] [B]"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"[/B] [B]"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"[/B] [B]To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.[/B] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
Top