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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1399245" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Office Dictionary posted:</p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p>Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing who's to blame for a missed deadline or a failed project.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Chainsaw Consultant: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Prairie Dogging: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Ego Surfing: Googling one's own name.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Ohno Second: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a huge mistake.</p><p></p><p></p><p>SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Kids, Oppressive Mortgage.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Treeware: Printed documentation or paperwork.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Xerox Subsidy: Free photocopies from one's workplace.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1399245, member: 1246"] Office Dictionary posted: Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing who's to blame for a missed deadline or a failed project. Chainsaw Consultant: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands. Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles. Prairie Dogging: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. Ego Surfing: Googling one's own name. Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards. Ohno Second: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a huge mistake. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Kids, Oppressive Mortgage. Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. Treeware: Printed documentation or paperwork. Xerox Subsidy: Free photocopies from one's workplace. [/QUOTE]
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