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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1400214" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>(thanks Eric)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><em><strong>An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. </strong></em><strong><em>She turned to the </em></strong></p><p><strong><em>pilot and asked,</em></strong> “<strong><em>Are you a real pilot?”</em></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><em>He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans...flew a Wildcat and Corsair in </em></strong></p><p><strong><em>WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?’</em></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><em>She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' </em></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><em>The two sat sipping in silence.</em></strong> </p><p><strong><em>A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:</em></strong> <strong><em>"Are you a real pilot?" </em></strong><em> <strong><em>He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'</em></strong></em></p><p> <em></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1400214, member: 1246"] (thanks Eric) [I][B]An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. [/B][/I][B][I]She turned to the pilot and asked,[/I][/B] “[B][I]Are you a real pilot?”[/I][/B] [B][I]He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans...flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?’[/I][/B] [B][I]She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' [/I][/B] [B][I]The two sat sipping in silence.[/I][/B] [B][I]A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:[/I][/B] [B][I]"Are you a real pilot?" [/I][/B][I] [B][I]He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'[/I][/B] [/I] [/QUOTE]
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