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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1402529" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>In Case of A Heart Attack</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Although Jack and his wife enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was Jack who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, "Please take the wheel, dear. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore." So she drove the boat to shore.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Later that evening, Maxine walked into the living room where Jack was watching television. She sat down next to him, switched the TV channel, and said to her husband, "Please go into the kitchen, dear. Pretend I'm having a heart attack. You must set the table, cook the dinner, and wash the dishes."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1402529, member: 1246"] [B]In Case of A Heart Attack[/B] [B]Although Jack and his wife enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was Jack who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. [/B] [B]So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, "Please take the wheel, dear. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore." So she drove the boat to shore.[/B] [B]Later that evening, Maxine walked into the living room where Jack was watching television. She sat down next to him, switched the TV channel, and said to her husband, "Please go into the kitchen, dear. Pretend I'm having a heart attack. You must set the table, cook the dinner, and wash the dishes."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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