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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 141343" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Mouths of Babes.....</p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Another three-year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. I KNOW they're my feet."</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?" </strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 141343, member: 1246"] Mouths of Babes..... [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B]A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B]Another three-year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. I KNOW they're my feet."[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B]On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B]A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B]A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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