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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 141618" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Moojita Scale</p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Everybody knows about the Fujita Scale which measures the power of tornados. But nobody really knows what all those types of twisters do to COWS. So here is the MOOJITA Scale...</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">MOOJITA SCALE:</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">M0 Tornado- Cows in an open field are spun around parallel to the wind flow and become mildly annoyed.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">M1 Tornado- Cows are tipped over and can't get up.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">M2 Tornado- Cows begin rolling with the wind.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">M3 Tornado- Cows tumble and bounce.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">M4 Tornado- Cows are AIRBORN.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">M5 Tornado- S T E A K ! ! ! </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 141618, member: 1246"] Moojita Scale [FONT=Times New Roman]Everybody knows about the Fujita Scale which measures the power of tornados. But nobody really knows what all those types of twisters do to COWS. So here is the MOOJITA Scale...[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]MOOJITA SCALE:[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]M0 Tornado- Cows in an open field are spun around parallel to the wind flow and become mildly annoyed.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]M1 Tornado- Cows are tipped over and can't get up.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]M2 Tornado- Cows begin rolling with the wind.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]M3 Tornado- Cows tumble and bounce.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]M4 Tornado- Cows are AIRBORN.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]M5 Tornado- S T E A K ! ! ! [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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