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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1418005" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Murphy</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>A secret agent was sent to Ireland to pick up some very sensitive information from an agent called Murphy. His instructions were to walk around town using a code phrase until he met his fellow agent. He found himself on a desolate country road and finally ran into a farmer.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Hello, said the agent, "I'm looking for a man called Murphy."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Well you're in luck," said the farmer, "as it happens, there's a village right over the hill, where there's a butcher called Murphy, the baker is named Murphy, three widows are called Murphy. In fact my name is Murphy."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Aha, thought the agent, here's my man. So he whispered the secret code. "The sun is shining..... the grass is growing..... the cows are ready for milking."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Oh" said the farmer, "you're looking for Murphy the spy -- he's in the village over the other direction."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1418005, member: 1246"] [B]Murphy [/B] [B]A secret agent was sent to Ireland to pick up some very sensitive information from an agent called Murphy. His instructions were to walk around town using a code phrase until he met his fellow agent. He found himself on a desolate country road and finally ran into a farmer. [/B] [B]"Hello, said the agent, "I'm looking for a man called Murphy." [/B] [B]"Well you're in luck," said the farmer, "as it happens, there's a village right over the hill, where there's a butcher called Murphy, the baker is named Murphy, three widows are called Murphy. In fact my name is Murphy." [/B] [B]Aha, thought the agent, here's my man. So he whispered the secret code. "The sun is shining..... the grass is growing..... the cows are ready for milking." [/B] [B]"Oh" said the farmer, "you're looking for Murphy the spy -- he's in the village over the other direction."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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