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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1421346" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Don't Try This At Home</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience. </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained, "She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?" </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1421346, member: 1246"] [B]Don't Try This At Home [/B] [B]The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." [/B] [B]"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience. [/B] [B]"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained, "She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" [/B] [B]The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?" [/B] [B]The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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