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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1421841" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Keeping It All In Proportion</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter's portrait for a class assignment. Peter agreed, and the art student painted and submitted the portrait, only to receive a C minus.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The art student approached the professor to ask why the grade was so poor.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The teacher told him that the proportions in the painting were incorrect.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"The head is too big," the professor explained. "The shoulders are too wide, and the feet are enormous."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The next day, the art student brought Peter to see the professor. He took one look at my brother. "Okay, A minus," he said.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1421841, member: 1246"] [B]Keeping It All In Proportion[/B] [B]One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter's portrait for a class assignment. Peter agreed, and the art student painted and submitted the portrait, only to receive a C minus. [/B] [B]The art student approached the professor to ask why the grade was so poor. [/B] [B]The teacher told him that the proportions in the painting were incorrect. [/B] [B]"The head is too big," the professor explained. "The shoulders are too wide, and the feet are enormous." [/B] [B]The next day, the art student brought Peter to see the professor. He took one look at my brother. "Okay, A minus," he said.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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