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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 142664" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080">A blonde lady motorist was two hours from San Diego- when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080">The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080">"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080">"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080">So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080">Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080">There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080">With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800080">"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, " I took them to the zoo. But we had money left over---so we went to the movies!!! </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 142664, member: 1246"] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=4][COLOR=#800080]A blonde lady motorist was two hours from San Diego- when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, " I took them to the zoo. But we had money left over---so we went to the movies!!! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][SIZE=2] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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