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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1432050" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Church Ingredients</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>During our church's worship service, the pastor invites all the young children to join him near the altar for the “Children's Moments Sermon”. One day, with seven small children in attendance, he spoke about the ingredients required to make up a church, using a chocolate-chip cookie as an example. </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>He explained to the children that, as with a cookie requiring ingredients such as sugar and eggs, the church needed ingredients to make up the congregation. </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Holding a cookie aloft, he asked, “If I took the chocolate chips out of this cookie, what would I have?” </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>A shy six-year-old raised his hand. “Six less grams of fat,” he replied.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1432050, member: 1246"] [B]Church Ingredients During our church's worship service, the pastor invites all the young children to join him near the altar for the “Children's Moments Sermon”. One day, with seven small children in attendance, he spoke about the ingredients required to make up a church, using a chocolate-chip cookie as an example. [/B] [B]He explained to the children that, as with a cookie requiring ingredients such as sugar and eggs, the church needed ingredients to make up the congregation. [/B] [B]Holding a cookie aloft, he asked, “If I took the chocolate chips out of this cookie, what would I have?” [/B] [B]A shy six-year-old raised his hand. “Six less grams of fat,” he replied.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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