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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 145617" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Golf Explained.....</p><p> </p><p>The Law of Physics States it's easier to get up at 6:00 AM to play golf Than at 10:00 to mow the yard. </p><p> </p><p>A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game. </p><p> </p><p>A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are. </p><p>That's why I get so many calls to play with friends. </p><p> </p><p>A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there. </p><p> </p><p>If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, He probably shot an eight (or worse). </p><p> </p><p>It takes longer to learn good golf than it does to become a brain surgeon. </p><p>On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat Hot dogs, and fart if you are performing brain surgery.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 145617, member: 1246"] Golf Explained..... The Law of Physics States it's easier to get up at 6:00 AM to play golf Than at 10:00 to mow the yard. A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game. A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are. That's why I get so many calls to play with friends. A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there. If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, He probably shot an eight (or worse). It takes longer to learn good golf than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat Hot dogs, and fart if you are performing brain surgery. [/QUOTE]
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