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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 146054" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Jewish Nursing Home.......</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">home. Unfortunately, all the Catholic facilities were completely full so </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">they had </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">to put him in a Jewish home.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit their abuelo.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson. "It's wonderful. Everyone </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">here </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">here," grandpa says with a big smile.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">in 20 years and everyone still calls him "Maestro".</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">in 30 years and everyone still calls him "Your Honor".</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"And there's a physician here that is 90 years old. He hasn't practiced </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him "Doctor"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"And me, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Mexican"</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 146054, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]The Jewish Nursing Home.......[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing[/FONT] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]home. Unfortunately, all the Catholic facilities were completely full so [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]they had [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]to put him in a Jewish home.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit their abuelo.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson. "It's wonderful. Everyone [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]here [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]here," grandpa says with a big smile.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]in 20 years and everyone still calls him "Maestro".[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]in 30 years and everyone still calls him "Your Honor".[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"And there's a physician here that is 90 years old. He hasn't practiced [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him "Doctor"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"And me, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The :censored: [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Mexican"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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