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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1464986" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum.</p><p></p><p>After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.</p><p></p><p>When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, zat is ze reason I stole ze paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make ze Van Gogh."</p><p></p><p>* See if you have De Gaulle to send zis on to someone else. We sent it to you because we figured, we had nothing Toulouse.</p><p></p><p>(Groan, groan, groan.)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1464986, member: 1246"] A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, zat is ze reason I stole ze paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make ze Van Gogh." * See if you have De Gaulle to send zis on to someone else. We sent it to you because we figured, we had nothing Toulouse. (Groan, groan, groan.) [/QUOTE]
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