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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 147439" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Retirement Planning:</p><p></p><p>If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock a couple years ago, it</p><p>would now be worth $49.00.</p><p></p><p>With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.</p><p></p><p>With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.</p><p></p><p> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer just one year</p><p>ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum</p><p>recycling REFUND,you would have had $214.00.</p><p></p><p> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to</p><p>drink heavily and recycle.</p><p></p><p> It's called the 401-Keg Plan.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 147439, member: 1246"] Retirement Planning: If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock a couple years ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer just one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan. [/QUOTE]
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