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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 148544" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800040"><strong>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, age 6</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://www.humormatters.com/holidays/Images/eyes_on_a_line.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800040"><strong>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://www.humormatters.com/holidays/Images/eyes_on_a_line.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800040"><strong> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." Lynnette, age 8</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." Martin, age 10</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://www.humormatters.com/holidays/Images/eyes_on_a_line.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800040"><strong>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> "I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." Craig, age 9</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://www.humormatters.com/holidays/Images/eyes_on_a_line.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800040"><strong>WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"When they're rich." Pam, age 7</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> "The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." Curt, age 7</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." Howard, age 8</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://www.humormatters.com/holidays/Images/eyes_on_a_line.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800040"><strong>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> "I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out." Theodore, age 8</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> "It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." Anita, age 9</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." Kirsten, age 10</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://www.humormatters.com/holidays/Images/eyes_on_a_line.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800040"><strong> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" Kelvin, age 8</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now." Roberta, age 7</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="http://www.humormatters.com/holidays/Images/eyes_on_a_line.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #800040"><strong>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it." Lori, age 8</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." Ricky, age 10</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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