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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1493319" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>The Pearly Gates</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Saint Peter is sitting at the Gates when two guys from Ferguson arrive wearing dark hoodies, and sagging pants.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here, I'll be right back."</strong></p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>entrance.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>God says to Peter, "How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Now get back out there and let them in!"</strong></p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>St. Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>sigh.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>He returns to God's chambers and says, "Well, they're gone."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>God asked, "The guys wearing hoodies?"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Saint Peter said, “No… The Pearly Gates!"</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1493319, member: 1246"] [B]The Pearly Gates[/B] [B]Saint Peter is sitting at the Gates when two guys from Ferguson arrive wearing dark hoodies, and sagging pants.[/B] [B]St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here, I'll be right back."[/B] [B] St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for [/B] [B]entrance.[/B] [B]God says to Peter, "How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Now get back out there and let them in!"[/B] [B] St. Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy [/B] [B]sigh.[/B] [B]He returns to God's chambers and says, "Well, they're gone." God asked, "The guys wearing hoodies?" Saint Peter said, “No… The Pearly Gates!"[/B] [/QUOTE]
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