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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1702977" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Maryland Crazy Law</p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Thistles may not grow in one's yard.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Baltimore</strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It's a $50 fine. I guess the tramp would have to beg for the money to pay the fine. -Park Rule 6</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898)</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Baltimore City </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You may not curse inside the city limits.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Columbia </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Ocean City </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. (Repealed)</li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1702977, member: 1246"] Maryland Crazy Law [LIST][*]Thistles may not grow in one's yard.[/LIST] [LIST][*] [SIZE=4][B]Baltimore[/B][/SIZE] [/LIST] [LIST][*]No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It's a $50 fine. I guess the tramp would have to beg for the money to pay the fine. -Park Rule 6 [/LIST] [LIST][*]It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. [/LIST] [LIST][*]It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. [/LIST] [LIST][*]It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday. [/LIST] [LIST][*]It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898)[/LIST] [LIST][*] [SIZE=4][B]Baltimore City [/B][/SIZE] [/LIST] [LIST][*]You may not curse inside the city limits. [/LIST] [LIST][*]Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.[/LIST] [LIST][*] [SIZE=4][B]Columbia [/B][/SIZE] [/LIST] [LIST][*]Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence. [/LIST] [LIST][*]You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish.[/LIST] [LIST][*] [SIZE=4][B]Ocean City [/B][/SIZE] [/LIST] [LIST][*]Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. [/LIST] [LIST][*]A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. (Repealed)[/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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