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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1723086" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>You might be a redneck if...</p><p></p><p>Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house.</p><p></p><p>The ASPCA raids your kitchen.</p><p></p><p>You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.</p><p></p><p>You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.</p><p></p><p>You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.</p><p></p><p>Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.</p><p></p><p>You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.</p><p></p><p>You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.</p><p></p><p>Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.</p><p></p><p>Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1723086, member: 1246"] You might be a redneck if... Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house. The ASPCA raids your kitchen. You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it. You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it. Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell. You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado. You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something. Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town. Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. [/QUOTE]
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