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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1746038" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><u>Dumb as a box of Rocks</u></strong></p><p><strong><u></u></strong></p><p><strong>A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS,<u>TRUE STORY</u>:</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track..'</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''</strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong>Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'</strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1746038, member: 1246"] [B][U]Dumb as a box of Rocks [/U] A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS,[U]TRUE STORY[/U]: [B]A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.[/B] [B]'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'[/B] [B]'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track..'[/B] [B]'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.[/B] [B]Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''[/B] [B]Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'[/B][/B] [/QUOTE]
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