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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1781864" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Lawyer quickies ..........</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Q: How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly?</p><p>A: When your lawyer doesn't seem like a bloodsucking leech anymore.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech?</p><p>A: A leech will let go and drop off when its victim dies.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a dalmation?</p><p>A: A dalmation knows when to stop chasing the ambulance.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do slime molds have more of than lawyers?</p><p>A: Respect.</p><p></p><p>Q: What does molds, ooze, and lawyers have in common?</p><p>A: They're all slime.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the lawyer cross the road?</p><p>A: To get to the car accident on the other side.</p><p></p><p>Q: What are some of the requirements in becoming a lawyer?</p><p>A: You must be able to get muggers, rapists, and pope abusers off the hook, and must have at least one relative who works at IBM.</p><p></p><p>Q: What kind of lure must you use if you want to attract lawyers so as to shoot them?</p><p>A: You may use any as long as it yells every once in a while "I'm gonna sue!" or "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"</p><p></p><p>Q: What would happen if you lock a cannibal in a room full of lawyers?</p><p>A: He would starve to death.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why don't hyenas eat lawyers?</p><p>A: Even hyenas have some dignity.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1781864, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Lawyer quickies ..........[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] Q: How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly? A: When your lawyer doesn't seem like a bloodsucking leech anymore. Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A: A leech will let go and drop off when its victim dies. Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a dalmation? A: A dalmation knows when to stop chasing the ambulance. Q: What do slime molds have more of than lawyers? A: Respect. Q: What does molds, ooze, and lawyers have in common? A: They're all slime. Q: Why did the lawyer cross the road? A: To get to the car accident on the other side. Q: What are some of the requirements in becoming a lawyer? A: You must be able to get muggers, rapists, and pope abusers off the hook, and must have at least one relative who works at IBM. Q: What kind of lure must you use if you want to attract lawyers so as to shoot them? A: You may use any as long as it yells every once in a while "I'm gonna sue!" or "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" Q: What would happen if you lock a cannibal in a room full of lawyers? A: He would starve to death. Q: Why don't hyenas eat lawyers? A: Even hyenas have some dignity. [/QUOTE]
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