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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1792316" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The date is 2222 and mike and maureen land on mars after accumulating enough frequent flyer miles.. They meet a martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.</p><p></p><p>Mike ask if mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen.</p><p></p><p>The martians respond, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues, and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.</p><p></p><p>Maureen and the martian go off to one bedroom, where the martian strips. He's got a teeny weenie member about a half and inch long and a quarter inch thick. "I don't think that's going to work," said Maureen.</p><p>"Why?" he asked, "what's the matter?"</p><p></p><p>"Well," she replies, "it's just not long enough to reach me."</p><p></p><p>"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap himself in the forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.</p><p></p><p>"Well," she says, "that is very impressive, but it's still too narrow."</p><p></p><p>"No problem," he says, and starts pulling on his ears. With each pull his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.</p><p></p><p>"WOW," she exclaims as they fall in bed, and make mad passionate love.</p><p></p><p>The next morning they hook up with their normal partners and go their separate ways.</p><p> </p><p>As they walk along, Mike says, "Well, was it any good?"</p><p>"I hate to say it but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"</p><p>"It was horrible," he replies, "All I got was a headache....she kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1792316, member: 1246"] The date is 2222 and mike and maureen land on mars after accumulating enough frequent flyer miles.. They meet a martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike ask if mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen. The martians respond, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues, and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the martian go off to one bedroom, where the martian strips. He's got a teeny weenie member about a half and inch long and a quarter inch thick. "I don't think that's going to work," said Maureen. "Why?" he asked, "what's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "it's just not long enough to reach me." "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap himself in the forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "that is very impressive, but it's still too narrow." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling on his ears. With each pull his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "WOW," she exclaims as they fall in bed, and make mad passionate love. The next morning they hook up with their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike says, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replies, "All I got was a headache....she kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears." [/QUOTE]
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