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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1795261" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Chicken jokes>>>>></p><p></p><p>Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?</p><p>A: Fry-day!</p><p></p><p>Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?</p><p>A: It eggs-plodes!</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?</p><p>A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!</p><p></p><p>Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?</p><p>A: Not if you're the chicken!</p><p></p><p>Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?</p><p>A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"</p><p> </p><p>Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?</p><p>A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!</p><p></p><p>Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?</p><p>A: Because he didn't have enough guts!</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?</p><p>A: To get to the other slide!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1795261, member: 1246"] Chicken jokes>>>>> Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most? A: Fry-day! Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg? A: It eggs-plodes! Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother? A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be! Q: Is chicken soup good for your health? A: Not if you're the chicken! Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy? A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!" Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser! Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? A: Because he didn't have enough guts! Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide! [/QUOTE]
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