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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1861137" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.</p><p>"Why?" my daughter asked.</p><p>"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs" I replied.</p><p>At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."</p><p>I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.</p><p>"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."</p><p>"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1861137, member: 1246"] I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face [/QUOTE]
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