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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1876072" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>West Virginia Crazy Law</p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Roadkill may be taken home for supper.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It is illegal to snooze on a train.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Whistling underwater is prohibited.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Alderson </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Nicholas County </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <br /> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Huntington </strong></span></li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.</li> </ul> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.</li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1876072, member: 1246"] West Virginia Crazy Law [LIST][*]If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined. [/LIST] [LIST][*]Roadkill may be taken home for supper.[/LIST] [LIST][*]No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." [/LIST] [LIST][*]Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present. [/LIST] [LIST][*]It is illegal to snooze on a train. [/LIST] [LIST][*]According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag. [/LIST] [LIST][*]When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers. [/LIST] [LIST][*]Whistling underwater is prohibited.[/LIST] [LIST][*] [SIZE=4][B]Alderson [/B][/SIZE] [/LIST] [LIST][*]One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.[/LIST] [LIST][*] [SIZE=4][B]Nicholas County [/B][/SIZE] [/LIST] [LIST][*]No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.[/LIST] [LIST][*] [SIZE=4][B]Huntington [/B][/SIZE] [/LIST] [LIST][*]Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. [/LIST] [LIST][*]It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.[/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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