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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1922450" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><a href="http://www.dailyhaha.com/_jokes/mans-guide-to-what-a-woman-is-really-saying.htm" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Mans guide to what a woman is really saying</strong></span></a></p><p></p><p>: I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. .... without you in it.</p><p> DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while.</p><p> NO, PIZZA'S FINE. .... you cheap slob! </p><p>I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.</p><p> I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I can't believe you have nothing planned.</p><p> COME HERE. My puppy does this, too.</p><p> I LIKE YOU, BUT... I don't like you.</p><p> YOU NEVER LISTEN. You never listen.</p><p> I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.</p><p> OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.</p><p> OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!! Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.</p><p> I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1922450, member: 1246"] [URL='http://www.dailyhaha.com/_jokes/mans-guide-to-what-a-woman-is-really-saying.htm'][SIZE=5][B]Mans guide to what a woman is really saying[/B][/SIZE][/URL] : I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. .... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA'S FINE. .... you cheap slob! I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. I just don't want you as a boyfriend now. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I can't believe you have nothing planned. COME HERE. My puppy does this, too. I LIKE YOU, BUT... I don't like you. YOU NEVER LISTEN. You never listen. I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch. OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!! Well, near there; I just want to get this over with. I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. We're gonna make fun of you and your friends. [/QUOTE]
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