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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1922959" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. "Ye gads, matey," says Morty, "What happened to ya?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">Sol says, "Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> "And yer hand?" asks Marty.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">"When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> "OK, but what's with the eye patch?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">"I was standin' on a dock and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"> "But you don't go blind from no seagull poop."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">"True" says Sol. "But it was me first day with the hook."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1922959, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5] Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. "Ye gads, matey," says Morty, "What happened to ya?" Sol says, "Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.[/SIZE] [SIZE=5] "And yer hand?" asks Marty. "When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook."[/SIZE] [SIZE=5] "OK, but what's with the eye patch?" "I was standin' on a dock and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye." "But you don't go blind from no seagull poop." "True" says Sol. "But it was me first day with the hook."[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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