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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1941517" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><a href="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/joke-Lawyer-039-s-Revenge/2015112640" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.jokesoftheday.net/jokes-archive/2015/11/26/Lawyer-27s-Revenge.jpg.330.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></p><p></p><p>A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter.</p><p></p><p>The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" "Absolutely," the lawyer responded.</p><p></p><p>The butcher immediately shot back, "Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning."</p><p></p><p>The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $7.99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer.</p><p></p><p>The contents read</p><p></p><p>"Consultation: $25.00."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1941517, member: 1246"] [URL='http://www.jokesoftheday.net/joke-Lawyer-039-s-Revenge/2015112640'][IMG]http://www.jokesoftheday.net/jokes-archive/2015/11/26/Lawyer-27s-Revenge.jpg.330.jpg[/IMG][/URL] A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" "Absolutely," the lawyer responded. The butcher immediately shot back, "Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $7.99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer. The contents read "Consultation: $25.00." [/QUOTE]
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