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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1961880" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.</p><p>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"</p><p>HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"</p><p>WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"</p><p>HUSBAND: "Of course I do."</p><p>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"</p><p>HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."</p><p>WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)</p><p>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)</p><p>WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"</p><p>HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."</p><p>WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"</p><p>HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"</p><p>WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"</p><p>HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."</p><p>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"</p><p>HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."</p><p>WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"</p><p>HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."</p><p>WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"</p><p>HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."</p><p>WIFE: -- silence-</p><p>HUSBAND: "<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1961880, member: 1246"] A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence- HUSBAND: ":censored:." [/QUOTE]
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