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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1987360" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The landlord of a pub, is just locking up, when there's a ring on the doorbell.</p><p></p><p>He opens the door, and there's a snail sitting there. "What do you want?" asks the landlord.</p><p></p><p>The snail replies that he wants a drink.</p><p></p><p>"Go away, we're closed, and we don't serve snails anyway".</p><p></p><p>The snail pleads and pleads with the barman to give it a drink, at which the landlord gets fed up, kicks the snail and slams the door.</p><p></p><p>..... Exactly one year later, he's locking up again, and there's a ring at the doorbell. The landlord opens the door, and looks down to see a snail sitting there. "What do you want" says the landlord.</p><p></p><p>"What did you do that for" says the snail.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1987360, member: 1246"] The landlord of a pub, is just locking up, when there's a ring on the doorbell. He opens the door, and there's a snail sitting there. "What do you want?" asks the landlord. The snail replies that he wants a drink. "Go away, we're closed, and we don't serve snails anyway". The snail pleads and pleads with the barman to give it a drink, at which the landlord gets fed up, kicks the snail and slams the door. ..... Exactly one year later, he's locking up again, and there's a ring at the doorbell. The landlord opens the door, and looks down to see a snail sitting there. "What do you want" says the landlord. "What did you do that for" says the snail. [/QUOTE]
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