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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2019594" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?</p><p>A: A whine cellar.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?</p><p>A: Your honor.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a judge gone bad?</p><p>A: Senator.</p><p></p><p>Q: Have you heard about the lawyer's word processor?</p><p>A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?</p><p>A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.</p><p></p><p>Q: When lawyers die, why don't vultures them?</p><p>A: Even a vulture has taste.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 10?</p><p>A: A lawyer.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?</p><p>A: Your honor.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2019594, member: 1246"] Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement? A: A whine cellar. Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad? A: Your honor. Q: What do you call a judge gone bad? A: Senator. Q: Have you heard about the lawyer's word processor? A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print. Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. Q: When lawyers die, why don't vultures them? A: Even a vulture has taste. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 10? A: A lawyer. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50? A: Your honor. [/QUOTE]
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