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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2047761" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.</p><p>The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"</p><p>So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!</p><p>The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"</p><p>"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2047761, member: 1246"] An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!" [/QUOTE]
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