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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2097039" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>THE GLOBAL RECESSION</p><p></p><p>The recession has hit everybody really hard. </p><p>My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.</p><p> </p><p>Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. </p><p>CEO's are now playing miniature golf. </p><p>Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. </p><p>A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.</p><p> </p><p>I saw a Mormon with only one wife. </p><p>If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.</p><p> </p><p>McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.</p><p>Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.</p><p> </p><p>Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.</p><p> </p><p>My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!</p><p> </p><p>A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. </p><p>A picture is now only worth 200 words. </p><p>When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.</p><p> </p><p>The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.</p><p> </p><p>And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. </p><p>Have a great day!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2097039, member: 1246"] THE GLOBAL RECESSION The recession has hit everybody really hard. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. Have a great day!!! [/QUOTE]
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