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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2109410" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Pick-up line comebacks...</strong></span></p><p></p><p>He: Haven't we met before?</p><p>She: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Bad Breath Clinic.</p><p></p><p>He: Is this seat empty?</p><p>She: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.</p><p></p><p>He: So, wanna go back to my place?</p><p>She: I don't know. Can two people fit under a rock?</p><p></p><p>He: Your place or mine?</p><p>She: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.</p><p></p><p>He: So what do you do for a living?</p><p>She: I'm a female impersonator.</p><p></p><p>He: Hey, baby, what's your sign?</p><p>She: Do Not Enter</p><p></p><p>He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?</p><p>She: Unfertilized.</p><p></p><p>He: Hey, we're both here for the same reason.</p><p>She: Right, let's pick up some chicks.</p><p></p><p>He: I want to give myself to you.</p><p>She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.</p><p></p><p>He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.</p><p>She: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.</p><p></p><p>He: I know how to please a woman.</p><p>She: Then please leave me alone.</p><p></p><p>He: I'd go to the end of the world for you.</p><p>She: Sure, but would you stay there</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2109410, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Pick-up line comebacks...[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] He: Haven't we met before? She: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Bad Breath Clinic. He: Is this seat empty? She: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. He: So, wanna go back to my place? She: I don't know. Can two people fit under a rock? He: Your place or mine? She: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine. He: So what do you do for a living? She: I'm a female impersonator. He: Hey, baby, what's your sign? She: Do Not Enter He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilized. He: Hey, we're both here for the same reason. She: Right, let's pick up some chicks. He: I want to give myself to you. She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. She: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing. He: I know how to please a woman. She: Then please leave me alone. He: I'd go to the end of the world for you. She: Sure, but would you stay there [/QUOTE]
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