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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2111968" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The Top 10 Reasons That Parents Send Kids To School</p><ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">To scope out any single teachers for Daddy. <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">To learn that useful Algebra stuff that every McDonald's manager uses daily. <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">No cable at home so the kids watch it at school and fill you in at dinner. <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">After the same damn episode of Barney 2500 times, its either send them to school or drop them off at the dump at the outskirts of town. <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">So someone else can deal with the psychotic little <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />s. <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Not getting enough paste in their diet at home. <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Easier to run escort service out of home when they're not around. <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">To study hard, and learn the fine art of perfect English to the point of getting a college degree just so you can use it for writing Top 10 Lists! <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">To learn the fine art of seducing older, more powerful male role models in order to get what you want or to fly on Air Force One (M.Lewinsky only!).</li> </ol></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2111968, member: 1246"] The Top 10 Reasons That Parents Send Kids To School [LIST=1] [*]To scope out any single teachers for Daddy. [*]To learn that useful Algebra stuff that every McDonald's manager uses daily. [*]No cable at home so the kids watch it at school and fill you in at dinner. [*]After the same damn episode of Barney 2500 times, its either send them to school or drop them off at the dump at the outskirts of town. [*]So someone else can deal with the psychotic little :censored:s. [*]Not getting enough paste in their diet at home. [*]Easier to run escort service out of home when they're not around. [*]To study hard, and learn the fine art of perfect English to the point of getting a college degree just so you can use it for writing Top 10 Lists! [*]To learn the fine art of seducing older, more powerful male role models in order to get what you want or to fly on Air Force One (M.Lewinsky only!). [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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