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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2117313" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?</p><p>A: K9P.</p><p></p><p>Q: What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?</p><p>A: They're hiring.</p><p> </p><p>Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?</p><p>A: 'Dam.'</p><p> </p><p>Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?</p><p>A: They take the psycho path.</p><p> </p><p>Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?</p><p>A: Spoiled milk.</p><p> </p><p>Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?</p><p>A: Frostbite.</p><p> </p><p>Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?</p><p>A: Because they have big fingers.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's a cat's favorite breakfast?</p><p>A: Mice Krispies.</p><p></p><p>Q: How does a lion like his steak?</p><p>A: Medium roar.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?</p><p>A: French flies</p><p>.</p><p>Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?</p><p>A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.</p><p> </p><p>Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance?</p><p>A: Put a boogie in it!</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?</p><p>A: He's all-right now!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2117313, member: 1246"] Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? A: K9P. Q: What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A: They're hiring. Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A: 'Dam.' Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers. Q: What's a cat's favorite breakfast? A: Mice Krispies. Q: How does a lion like his steak? A: Medium roar. Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? A: French flies . Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions? A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a boogie in it! Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? A: He's all-right now! [/QUOTE]
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