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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2222618" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>PONDERINGS:</p><p></p><p>Why do they report power outages on TV?</p><p></p><p>Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?</p><p> </p><p>I asked my wife why there were so many dings on the driver's side of her Mercedes and she said the brakes must be bad on that side.</p><p></p><p>After you lose an election, will they let you back into all the exclusive clubs you resigned from?</p><p></p><p>This is the only place in the country where people pull over and stop for a funeral, but speed up to cut off an ambulence or a firetruck.</p><p></p><p>.The best advice for teenagers is, leave home now while you still know everything.</p><p></p><p>Is it a law of nature that women have to sneeze as soon as they apply their mascara?</p><p></p><p>The two biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2222618, member: 1246"] PONDERINGS: Why do they report power outages on TV? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? I asked my wife why there were so many dings on the driver's side of her Mercedes and she said the brakes must be bad on that side. After you lose an election, will they let you back into all the exclusive clubs you resigned from? This is the only place in the country where people pull over and stop for a funeral, but speed up to cut off an ambulence or a firetruck. .The best advice for teenagers is, leave home now while you still know everything. Is it a law of nature that women have to sneeze as soon as they apply their mascara? The two biggest problems in America are making ends meet and making meetings end. [/QUOTE]
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