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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2235004" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Learned from T.V.............</p><p></p><p>Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.</p><p></p><p>Although in the 20th century it is possible to</p><p>fire weapons at an object out of our visual</p><p>range, people of the 23rd century will have lost</p><p>this technology.</p><p></p><p>Any person waking from a nightmare will sit</p><p>bolt upright and pant.</p><p></p><p>It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye</p><p>when beginning or ending phone conversations.</p><p></p><p>Even when driving down a perfectly straight</p><p>road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel</p><p>vigorously from left to right every few moments.</p><p></p><p>All bombs are fitted with electronic timing</p><p>devices with large red readouts so you know</p><p>exactly when they're going to go off.</p><p></p><p>It is always possible to park directly outside</p><p>any building you are visiting.</p><p></p><p>A detective can only solve a case once he has</p><p>been suspended from duty.</p><p></p><p>If you decide to start dancing in the street,</p><p>everyone you bump into will know all the steps.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2235004, member: 1246"] Learned from T.V............. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant. It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. [/QUOTE]
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