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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2250224" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Q: Where do sheeps take a bath? </p><p>A: In a baaaa-th tub!</p><p></p><p>Q: Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway? </p><p>A: Because she did a ewe-turn!</p><p></p><p>Q: Why couldn't the little lamb play outside? </p><p>A: It was being baaaaaaaad! </p><p></p><p>Q: Where do sheep go when they die?</p><p>A: To the baa baa que.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why are sheep baaaaaad drivers?</p><p>A: They always make illegal ewe turns.</p><p></p><p>Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?</p><p>A: To the baaaaaahamas.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did the sheep want to do?</p><p>A: To wool the world.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a religious sheep?</p><p>A: a baaaa=ptist.</p><p></p><p>What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?</p><p>A woolly good jumper.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call sheep taking over France?</p><p>A: Baaaa-stile Day.</p><p></p><p>Q: What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? </p><p>A: A Lamborghini</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?</p><p>A: He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2250224, member: 1246"] Q: Where do sheeps take a bath? A: In a baaaa-th tub! Q: Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway? A: Because she did a ewe-turn! Q: Why couldn't the little lamb play outside? A: It was being baaaaaaaad! Q: Where do sheep go when they die? A: To the baa baa que. Q: Why are sheep baaaaaad drivers? A: They always make illegal ewe turns. Q: Where do sheep go on vacation? A: To the baaaaaahamas. Q: What did the sheep want to do? A: To wool the world. Q: What do you call a religious sheep? A: a baaaa=ptist. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly good jumper. Q: What do you call sheep taking over France? A: Baaaa-stile Day. Q: What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A: A Lamborghini Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket? A: He was a baaaaaaaaad driver. [/QUOTE]
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