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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2266818" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Actual Instructions.....</p><p></p><p>On Nytol sleep aid:</p><p>Warning: may cause drowsiness.</p><p>(One would hope!)</p><p></p><p>On a Korean kitchen knife:</p><p>Warning: keep out of children.</p><p>(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)</p><p></p><p>On a string of Christmas lights:</p><p>For indoor or outdoor use only.</p><p>(As opposed to use in outer space.)</p><p></p><p>On a food processor:</p><p>Not to be used for the other use.</p><p>(Now I'm curious.)</p><p></p><p>On Sainsbury's peanuts:</p><p>Warning: contains nuts.</p><p>(but no peas?)</p><p></p><p>On an American Airlines packet of nuts:</p><p>Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.</p><p>(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)</p><p></p><p>On a Swedish chainsaw:</p><p>Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.</p><p>(Raise your hand if you've tried this..)</p><p></p><p>On a child's Superman costume:</p><p>Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.</p><p>(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2266818, member: 1246"] Actual Instructions..... On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this..) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) [/QUOTE]
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