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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2288559" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p></p><p>A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his</p><p></p><p>regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone.</p><p></p><p>He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of</p><p></p><p>Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his for the night.</p><p></p><p>The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying</p><p></p><p>it is from the gentleman at a nearby table. She looks at the the man,</p><p></p><p>then at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.</p><p></p><p>The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."</p><p></p><p>The man, after reading this note, sends another note to her. It read:</p><p></p><p>"Just so you will know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage, plus I have over twenty-million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off my dick. Just send the wine back."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2288559, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B][/B][/SIZE] A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his for the night. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying it is from the gentleman at a nearby table. She looks at the the man, then at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." The man, after reading this note, sends another note to her. It read: "Just so you will know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage, plus I have over twenty-million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off my dick. Just send the wine back." [/QUOTE]
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