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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2304142" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, </p><p>"Is there a problem, Officer?" </p><p>"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" </p><p>The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" </p><p>At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2304142, member: 1246"] A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" [/QUOTE]
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