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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2404934" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong> Marriage Quotes ......</strong></span></p><p></p><p>A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.</p><p></p><p>Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.</p><p></p><p>Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.</p><p></p><p>An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie</p><p></p><p>And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.</p><p></p><p>Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.</p><p></p><p>Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.</p><p></p><p>By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates</p><p></p><p>Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2404934, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B] Marriage Quotes ......[/B][/SIZE] A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago. [/QUOTE]
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