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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2499842" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"</p><p>Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.</p><p>Man: So what happened that's so horrible?</p><p>Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.</p><p>Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.</p><p>Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.</p><p>Man: So what happened then?</p><p>Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.</p><p>Man: And then?</p><p>Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.</p><p>Man: Again?</p><p>Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.</p><p>Man: So, what did you do then?</p><p>Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.</p><p>Man: And then?</p><p>Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.</p><p>Man: Hmmm?</p><p>Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.</p><p>Man: So, what did you do?</p><p>Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2499842, member: 1246"] A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: And then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: And then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... [/QUOTE]
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