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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2546096" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates.</p><p>Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" </p><p>The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarterto a homeless person on the street."</p><p>Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the records, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that it was true. </p><p>Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." </p><p>The Lawyer said, "Wait, wait! There's more! Three years ago, I also gave a homeless person a quarter." </p><p>Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who, after a moment, nodded back to affirm that it was true.</p><p>Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"</p><p>Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2546096, member: 1246"] A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarterto a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the records, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that it was true. Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait, wait! There's more! Three years ago, I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who, after a moment, nodded back to affirm that it was true. Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?" Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell." [/QUOTE]
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