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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4128484" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?</p><p>A: Never enough.</p><p></p><p>Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?</p><p>A: How many can you afford?</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?</p><p>A: You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a law firm and a circus?</p><p>A: At a circus, the clowns don't charge the public by the hour.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?</p><p>A: An ambulance stopped suddenly.</p><p></p><p>Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?</p><p>A: None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do lawyers do after they die?</p><p>A: They lie still.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4128484, member: 1246"] Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? A: Never enough. Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: How many can you afford? Q: Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer? A: You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours. Q: What's the difference between a law firm and a circus? A: At a circus, the clowns don't charge the public by the hour. Q: Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident? A: An ambulance stopped suddenly. Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark. Q: What do lawyers do after they die? A: They lie still. [/QUOTE]
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