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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 91257" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Heard any good ones?</strong></p><p></p><p>Witness</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The prosecuting attorney approached the witness. "Do you happen to know any of the people you see in the jury box?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The witness looked them over and thought carefully before replying. "Yes, I know more than half of them."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Keep in mind the solemn oath you have made before this court," continued the attorney. "Can you swear that you know more than half of them?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Why, I most certainly can!" the witness fired back. "In fact, I'll swear I know more than all of them put together!" </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 91257, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Heard any good ones?[/b] Witness [FONT=Times New Roman]The prosecuting attorney approached the witness. "Do you happen to know any of the people you see in the jury box?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The witness looked them over and thought carefully before replying. "Yes, I know more than half of them."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Keep in mind the solemn oath you have made before this court," continued the attorney. "Can you swear that you know more than half of them?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Why, I most certainly can!" the witness fired back. "In fact, I'll swear I know more than all of them put together!" [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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